let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My ATM looks so different sober.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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