You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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