Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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