I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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