just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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