I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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