So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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