talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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