Swine flu. Run for my life!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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