Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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