how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind