i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself