So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?