when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.