Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count