dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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