I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
