He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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