Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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