You can't special order awesome
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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