The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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