How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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