I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i drank out of a bidet.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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