Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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