am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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