this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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