Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.