i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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