i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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