If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
soo... how was my night?
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