OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
