...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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