You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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