She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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