Christians are straight up FREAKS
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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