Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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