my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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