y did u give ur computer a hand job?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I understand Curling. That high.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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