He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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