I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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