What a fucking waste of an outfit
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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