So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Your cock deserves a montage
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots