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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying

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• (956): View more from Texas

  He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...

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• (310): View more from California

  Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.

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• (646): View more from New York

  According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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  I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?

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