he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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