They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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