I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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