dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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