am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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