Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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