Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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