Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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