This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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