I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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