Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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