Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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