at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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