There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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