I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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