I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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