Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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