we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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