That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
