Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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