Midget sex pt 2 tonight
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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